Quotes
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Main games:
- For Duke Nukem quotes, see Quotes (DN).
- For Duke Nukem II quotes, see Quotes (DN2).
- For Duke Nukem 3D quotes, see Quotes (DN3D).
- For Duke Nukem Forever quotes, see Quotes (DNF).
Duke Nukem 3D expansion packs:
- For Duke Caribbean: Life's A Beach quotes, see Quotes (DCLAB).
- For Duke: Nuclear Winter quotes, see Quotes (DNW).
- For Duke it out in D.C. quotes, see Quotes (DDC).
Duke Nukem 3D ports:
- For Duke Nukem 64 quotes, see Quotes (DN64).
- For Duke Nukem: Total Meltdown quotes, see Quotes (DNTM).
Other games:
- For Duke Nukem: Time To Kill quotes, see Quotes (DNTTK).
- For Duke Nukem: Zero Hour quotes, see Quotes (DNZH).
- For Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes quotes, see Quotes (DNLOTB).
- For Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project quotes, see Quotes (DNMP).
- For Duke Nukem Advance quotes, see Quotes (DNA).
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[edit] Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
- Main article: Quotes (DNTTK)
- [At the beginning of Hog Heaven] Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks.
- Have you seen my rubber... duckie?
- I'll blow you a new hole!
- I'm God's gift to women!
- Lick my wet butthole!
- I love the smell of bacon in the morning (Referencing Apocalypse Now!)
- I make this look good.
- [Listening to a moaning babe on a payphone] Lara, is that you? (Referencing Lara Croft, a character in the Tomb Raider series)
- Looks like it's TIME TO KILL!
- Looks like it's time to grill!
- I'm home... or am I???
- I got no time to bleed! (Referencing Predator)
- My home away from home! (Referencing a strip club)
- [To a male stripper] Hey, get your ass off-stage, and bring me back my chicks!
- The bigger they are, the harder they bleed!
- [In a southern accent] There's a new sheriff in town.
- You make a great belt.
- Eat shit and die!
- What the hell are you waiting for? Christmas?
- Let's settle this once and for all!
- Suck my boomstick!
- Happy trails to you!!
- Shut your hole!
- I'll kick you in the nuts!
- It's ass-kicking time!
- Prepare for take-off.
- We have ignition.
- Time to jet.
- I guess I'll have to check my fire.
- Now that's gonna leave a scar!
- Knight me or bite me, man!
- Time flies when you're kicking ass!!
[edit] Duke Nukem: Zero Hour
- Main article: Quotes (DNZH)
- Blow it out your ass!
- Don't worry, saving chicks is what I'm all about!
- Now hear me! Aliens have travelled in worlds past, for trying change history. I went back and fought them! But my Time machine was destroyed, and now I can no longer chase them through time![…]But remember, if you don't go back and make things right, earth's history will forever change, and mankind could be wiped out!
- [To a Duke clone] You're too good-looking to kill, but I'm gonna kill you anyway!
- Chestnuts roasting... as I open fire.
[edit] Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes
- Main article: Quotes (DNLOTB)
- Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I'm gonna enjoy pissin' on your dead body!
- Welcome to Coolsville, population: ME.
- I'm your worst nightmare, you uninvited alien scum-sucker! And right now you're all that stands between me and a planet full of babes - so get ready to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!
[edit] Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project
- Main article: Quotes (DNMP)
- Ah, New York! It's my kind of town. If I can kill 'em here...I can kill 'em ANYWHERE! (Referencing Frank Sinatra's song New York)
- Come on, Morphix, there's only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!
- Confucius say... DIE!
- I always said, if there was a way to go, it'd have something to do with women, whips, and oil...
- Godd*mn keycards! ("d*mn" is bleeped out)
- Someone's gonna pay for making me find these friggin' key cards...
- Surprise, surprise, I need a key card.
- Time to deworm the Big Apple...
- Time to deliver max pain on the A Train... Now where'd I put that subway token? (Referencing the video game Max Payne)
- Time for mutation mutilation!
- I like big guns, and I cannot lie. (Referencing Sir Mix-A-Lot's song Baby Got Back)
- Your kung-fu is through!
- You're goin' down faster than the XFL!
- You are the missing link. Goodbye. (Referencing The Weakest Link)
- Life is like a box of ammo... (Referencing Forrest Gump)
- [Upon killing a mutant on the subway] No token, no ride! (Referencing a scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)
- Makin' bacon!
- [Upon killing a mutant with a grenade] Hmmm... That's gonna leave a mark!
- [Upon dying and continuing] So there IS life after death!
- [To a rescued babe] You must be 18 or older to ride.
- Rest in pieces!
- Say "hello" to my little friend!
- Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn - I love this job!
- Guns don't kill mutants, I kill mutants
- [Upon dying and continuing] Son of a bitch!
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- I like a good cigar...and a bad woman...
- I feel like drinkin' a gallon o' turpentine and pissin' on a brush fire...
- I'm gonna put this smack dab on your ass!
- Now THAT's gonna leave a scar!
- Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!
- It's my way or the... Hell it's my way!
- [Examining a Duke Nukem pinball machine in an arcade] I've got balls of steel.
- [First line in The Birth] Somebody's gonna freakin' pay for screwing up my vacation!
- I need a stiff drink... a shower... and, a soft-skinned belly to lie my head on.
- [From Duke Nukem] You have died. Bringing you back to the last main hallway.
- Looks like it's time for me to go postal!
