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Quotes (DN3D)

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These are quotes from the game Duke Nukem 3D.


  • Yeah, piece of cake!
  • I should have known those alien maggots booby-trapped the sub.
  • It's time to abort your whole freaking species!
  • It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum! (Predated by Nada in They Live)
  • My name is Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
  • Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
  • We meet again, Doctor Jones.
  • You're an inspiration for birth control.
  • Cooool!
  • See you in hell!
  • Looks like it's time for me to go postal!
  • Shake it, baby!
  • You wanna dance?
  • I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!
  • Looks like cleanup on Aisle 4.
  • [After the player has stood still for some time] What're you waiting for? Christmas?
  • I'll be back. (From Arnold S. in Terminator)
  • Hail to the king, baby!
  • Let God sort 'em out!
  • [After discovering 3 women in a hidden room] Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time!
  • [After looking at himself in a mirror] Damn, I'm looking good!
  • Suck it down!
  • [First line spoken] Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
  • [Checking out an office computer playing Duke Nukem 3D] Get back to work, you slacker!
  • Hehehe, what a mess!
  • [Seeing a torn corpse of a Space Marine from Doom] Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine.
  • [Examining a Duke Nukem II arcade machine] Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
  • Let's rock.
  • Damn, you're ugly.
  • Who wants some?
  • Come get some!
  • Damn I'm good.
  • I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck.
  • [Knuckles cracking] Comon!
  • Die, you son of a bitch!
  • Your face, your ass... What's the difference?
  • Blow it out your ass!
  • Gonna ripem a new one!
  • It's down to you and me, you one eyed freak!
  • [When he dies] This really pisses me off!
  • [Another dying quote] Uh, this sucks.
  • [From cutscene at the end of Lunar Apocalypse] Guess again, freakshow. Duke's coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!
  • Ready for action.
  • Fire in the hole...Asshole
  • I'm gonna kick your ass. Bitch!
  • [Beginning of The Birth] Somebody's gonna freaking pay for screwing up my vacation!
  • [Start of Movie Set] That's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!
Duke Nukem 3D
Enemies Assault Captain | Assault Commander | Assault Enforcer | Assault Trooper
Mini Battlelord | Octabrain | Pig Cop | Pig Cop Tank | Protector Drone
Protozoid Slimer | Recon Patrol Vehicle | Sentry Drone | Shark | Turret
Bosses: Battlelord | Overlord | Cycloid Emperor | Alien Queen
Weapons Mighty Boot | Pistol | Shotgun | Chaingun Cannon | RPG | Pipebomb
Shrink Ray | Microwave Expander | Devastator | Laser Tripbomb | Freezethrower
Items Health: Small Medkit | Large Medkit | Atomic Health | Armor
Access Card | Holoduke | Jetpack | Night Vision Goggles | Portable Medkit
Protective Boots | Scuba Gear | Steroids
Episodes L.A. Meltdown | Lunar Apocalypse | Shrapnel City | The Birth
Expansion packs
& add-ons
Duke Caribbean: Life's A Beach | Duke: Nuclear Winter | Duke it out in D.C.
Duke Xtreme | Duke!ZONE
Fan community User maps | Mods & Total Conversions | High Resolution Pack | Source ports
Level editing (index} | Speedmapping | Speedruns
Other Multiplayer | Hazards | Difficulty | Cheat codes | Easter eggs | Quotes | Music
Game bugs | Build engine | Unused data | Creators | Duke Nukem (character)