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These are quotes from the games Duke Nukem 3D and Duke Nukem 3D: Atomic Edition.

  • Yeah, piece of cake!
  • I should have known those alien maggots booby-trapped this sub.
  • It's time to abort your whole freaking species! (after defeating the Alien Queen)
  • My name's Duke Nukem.
  • It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum! (Predated by Nada in They Live)
  • I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
  • Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
  • [After finding Indiana Jones' body hanging on a wall] We meet again, Doctor Jones.
  • I'm gonna put the smack dab on your ass.
  • You're an inspiration for birth control.
  • Cool!
  • Groovy! (Referencing Ashley James "Ash" Williams in Evil Dead II)
  • See you in Hell!
  • Holy cow!
  • [After stepping on feces] Shit happens.
  • Holy shit!
  • Looks like it's time for me to go postal!
  • Where is it?
  • Hmmm... looks like I have the CON!
  • Born to be wiiiiiiiiild!
  • This is KTIT, K-Tit! Playin' the breast - uhh, the best tunes in town!
  • Shake it, baby!
  • You guys suck!
  • What? There's only one of you?
  • Go ahead, make my day! (Said by Harry Callahan in Sudden Impact)
  • So help me Duke.
  • Yippee ki-yay, motherf*cker.
  • Yohoho and a bottle of jack!
  • Harr matey, someone's gonna take a long walk off a short gang plank!
  • You wanna dance?
  • Nobody jacks with our independence!
  • After a few days of R&R... I'll be ready for more action!
  • Game over! (Shrapnel City's ending)
  • I'm gonna get medieval on your asses! (Pulp Fiction reference)
  • [Seeing a crushed T-800] Terminated!
  • Looks like cleanup on Aisle 4.
  • [After the player has stood still for some time] What're you waiting for? Christmas?
  • I'll be back. (From Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator)
  • Hail to the king, baby! (Referencing Ashley James "Ash" Williams in Army of Darkness)
  • I'm not crying over this!
  • [After destroying the robot mouse in Babe Land] Damn, that was annoying!
  • Hmmm... book 'em, Danno! (From Steve McGarrett in Hawaii Five-0)
  • Let God sort 'em out!
  • Hmmm... I'm going in!
  • [After discovering three women in a hidden room] Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time!
  • [After looking at himself in a mirror] Damn, I'm looking good!
  • Suck it down!
  • [First line spoken] Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
  • [Checking out an office computer playing Duke Nukem 3D] Get back to work, you slacker!
  • Hehehe, what a mess!
  • ['Seeing a can of worms (referencing an episode of Beavis & Butthead) next to the deep-frier in Duke-Burger] No way I'm eating this shit.
  • Nobody messes with my meat!
  • [Seeing a torn corpse of the space marine from Doom] Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine.
  • [Examining a Duke Nukem II arcade machine] Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
  • Let's rock.
  • Damn, you're ugly.
  • Damn...
  • Damn it.
  • Who wants some?
  • Come get some! [Referencing Ashley James "Ash" Williams from Army of Darkness]
  • Damn I'm good.
  • Get that crap outta here.
  • [Seeing a mutilated corpse of Bob "Snake" Plissken from Escape from L.A.] I guess he didn't escape from L.A.!
  • I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
  • [Knuckles cracking] Come on!
  • Die, you son of a bitch!
  • Your face, your ass... what's the difference?
  • Blow it out your ass!
  • You're pissing me off!
  • Gonna rip 'em a new one!
  • It's down to you and me, you one eyed freak!
  • [When he dies] This really pisses me off!
  • [When he urinates] Ahhh... much better!
  • [Another dying quote] Uh, this sucks.
  • [From the cutscene at the end of Lunar Apocalypse] Guess again, freakshow. Duke's coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!
  • Ready for action.
  • Bitchin'.
  • I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch!
  • Ooooh, that's gotta hurt! [Referencing Ashley James "Ash" Williams from Army of Darkness]
  • Where is it?
  • I ain't afraid of no quake. (Referencing id Software's 1996 PC FPS game Quake)
  • [After seeing a bloody corpse of Luke Skywalker] Now this is the force to be reckoned with!
  • [Beginning of The Birth] Somebody's gonna freaking pay for screwing up my vacation!
  • [Start of Movie Set] Damn! That's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!
  • [Near the submarine in Death Row] I think I'll climb aboard.
Duke Nukem 3D
Episodes L.A. Meltdown | Lunar Apocalypse | Shrapnel City | The Birth | Alien World Order
Items Access Card | Holoduke | Jetpack | Night Vision Goggles | Portable Medkit
Protective Boots | Scuba Gear | Steroids
Health: Small Medkit | Large Medkit | Atomic Health | Armor
Scrapped: Space Suit | Shield
Weapons Mighty Foot | Pistol | Shotgun | Chaingun Cannon | RPG | Pipe Bomb | Shrinker
Microwave Expander | Devastator | Laser Tripbomb | Freezethrower | Incinerator
Scrapped: Flamethrower | Laser Chainsaw | Sonic Resonator | Tazer | Plasma Cannon
Enemies Assault Captain | Assault Commander | Enforcer | Assault Trooper
Battlelord Sentry | Firefly Trooper | Cycloid Sentry | Overlord Sentry | Octabrain | Pig Cop | Pig Cop Tank | Protector Drone
Protozoid Slimer | Recon Patrol Vehicle | Sentry Drone | Shark | Turret
Bosses: Battlelord | Overlord | Cycloid Emperor | Alien Queen | Cycloid Incinerator
Scrapped: Organic Turret | Snake Head | Bat | Captain | Drone | Drone 2 | Mandroid
| Trooper | Turret | Alien Queen Sentry
Expansion packs
and add-ons
Duke Assault | Duke Caribbean: Life's A Beach | Duke: Nuclear Winter | Duke It Out In D.C.
Duke Xtreme | Duke!ZONE | Duke!ZONE II | Plutonium PAK | Duke Nukem's Penthouse Paradise | Unofficial expansion packs
Fan community User maps | Mods & Total Conversions | Level editing (index) | Speedruns
Source ports | High Resolution Pack
Other Difficulty | Hazards | Multiplayer | Cheat codes | Easter eggs
Quotes | Music | Duke Nukem
Build engine | Game bugs | Unused data | LameDuke

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